~New Landscaping: $150
~A new front door: $700
~Food to replace two freezers and the refrigerator: $850
~Repairs to my truck that broke down while evacuating: $7,500
*It would have broken down regardless, but it's nice to place blame on something else.
~The look on my face right now...PRICELESS!
Yeah, these priceless things are way overdone...Sorry!