I am in hell! My truck broke down on the side of the road. I sat in a hot truck with no air, two smelly dogs, and a dead armadillo on the side of the road. The smell was vomitous. Is that a word? Well it is now. I was scared to death that my kids were going to get sick from the intense heat. I was too far for anyone to come get me. My bathroom situation suddenly didn't seem so bad. Long story short, an Alabama state trooper helped me and I am now at a hotel. Did I mention I am in the ghetto? Yeah! Y'all know I have OCD, I can't even sit down in here. I am sitting on my cooler typing this. Chad is coming to get me to take me to Tupelo where my mom can come get me.I look and feel like shit and I just found out that Gustav is about to be a Cat 5.Other than that I
am pretty fuckin' great! Pardon my French! Oh yeah and we are eating oringles sticks and capri suns for dinner.