During a routine OB ultrasound exam today, I had to compose myself. This is an actual conversation. (To get the full effect use a Southern accent while reading.)
Britney: What is that? Is that the baby's face?
Me: No, that's the heart.
Britney: The heart...that looks funny?
Husband: Yeah hunny, she's takin' pitures of the 4 chamber heart.
Britney: Bobby, you dummy, we ain't got no 4 chamber heart.
Me (trying not to laugh....think dead puppies, dead puppies): Yeah...we do.
Britney: Oh wait, I was thinkin' 'bout cows. Ya know, they gots 4 stomachs.
*The only thing changed were the names. And the fact that I used the name Britney is purely coincidental. Again this was an actual conversation. In defense of Southerners, not all of them are this ignorant.